Msn Quotes ....

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When a man steals your wife there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a
good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise
they won't come to yours.

I like children - fried.

(m)Msn Messenger(m) Mr. Love And Miss. Feelings Not Allowed Here
!!

WHEN GOD MADE MAN, HE WAS ONLY JOKING.



God must love stupid people...he made so many!



it's a wonderful life.... With me.



Careful, I’m not wearing clean underwear!



Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!



This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.



If you can read this you are too close..



Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.



I just love nonverbal communication!



Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?



The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.



In theory, everything works.



Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.



If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.



The world is coming to an end. Please log off.



Nothing is illegal until you get caught.



Your lucky color has faded.



Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.



Some people are only alive because suicide is a crime.



I took my IQ test and the results were negative.



My wife said if I watch one more Yankees game she is leaving. God I'll miss her!



If you can read this you're in my range.



Doctors say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.



Hope dies last!



Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education.



Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.



Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.



Don't believe everything you think



Talk only if you can improve on the silence.



Its always too early to quit.



Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be.



Don't wish for it...work for it.



Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.



Mistakes are proof that you are trying.



Oh look! just 2,852,677 more days till i start loving you.



Im only here to ANNOY!!



If you have something to say, raise your hand. and place it over your mouth.



I've upped my standards, now up yours!



How may i ignore you today?



Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.



Who are these kids and why are they calling me DAD?



I must hurry, for there they go and i am their leader.



I talk to strangers



I think, therefore i'm dangerous



If you can read this. Thank a teacher.



Women are idiots and i married their queen.

opinions are like assholes, everyones got them !



You are in LOVE when u cant sleep , because at that time reality seems better
than dreams !



Thë §tätëmëñt ßëlöw ï§ trüë Thë äßövë §tätëmëñt ï§ flä§ë ¡¡¡



I,M uNreLiAbLe,iRrEsPoNsIbLe,uNeFFicENt,dIsOrGaNiSeD, uNbEaRaBlE,bUt still,i m
pErFEcT



The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between
your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Almighty can stand up to
anything



believe it , thats true .. i luv u more than my CPU



meray jaisay ban jao gay ..::.. jab ishq tunhain ho jaey ga



i'm feelin a lil off today anyone wanna turn me on?



is dat a prince i see or am i lookin in da mirror again ?¿



~ remember when sum1 annoys u it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to bitch
slap da mudda f*(^#&



ï äm ñöt thät ïññö©ëñt



"TrUe LoVe WiLL NeVeR Be ExPLaInEd" ThAt'S HoW I kNoW I'm In LoVE



EvEry MaN CaN mAkE PrOmiSeS, BuT HeRoS kEEp tHeM



*WhEn TiMeS ArE HaRd aLL I dO Is CLoSe My EyEs AnD ThInK oF YoU*



My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!



if u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!



When me and you met the angels whispered "Perfect"



Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have films



I wrote your name on a paper but by an accident I threw it away

I wrote your name on m hand but i washed it the next day

I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away

I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay



SMILE! it scares people...



Galz are like dogs, they have to be trained!!!



HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I'VE STARTED TALKING AND I CAN'T SHUT
UP!!!!!!!!!!



A WORLD OF HAPPINESS COULD NOT REPLACE WHAT I HAVE LOST......



Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!



WhY Iz iT tHaT eVeRyThInG U SaY MaKeS Me SMILE !



Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!



life is like soccer... you need goals!



Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are
okay, you're it.



**You know i wish you wouldnt lie to me , but some wishes dont come true!**



Some Kiss Behind The Garden Gate Cuz Luv Is Blind, But Neighbors Ain't



Know everyone you love but dont love everyone you know



An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!!



100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets 1 reason..*BESTFRIENDS*




You came into my life sent down from heaven,Now I think about you, 24/7.



nobody's perfect therefore i must be a nobody



I wasnt kissing her i was checking for cavities!



aLi You've Changed! You've Gone From bad To Worst!



«ü had betta take some sleeping pills baby....cüz the only place üll get me is
in ür dreamz !¡!»



~if u luv me tell me itz tru~~if u don't i'll still luv u~



If love was like a war..I'm glad I surrendered myself to you.



2 sweet + 2 b = 4gotten



~ Rose's Are Red ~~ Violets Are Blue~~ The Sun Is Hot ~~ And So Are U ~



Everyone is made for someone...I believe that you are my someone...



~Anger is only one letter short of dAnger.~



FRIENDS LAST BUT GALFRIENDS DONT



aLee You want it but you fear it but you love it when you're near it



Love; A very strong word. Use with EXTREME caution.



DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON A GARL WHO WONT WASTE HER TIME ON YOU!*



Hi.I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.Message me, and if I don't call back,
it's you.



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¤i HaVe A bLaCkBeLt In ShOpPiNg¤



tears are unspoken words



Go find a straw, cuz you suck!



You told me not to talk to you So I told myself not to cry But not talking to
you for dayz just makes me wanna die!



*Learn the rules...then break them*



theres a total diffrence between meh and yew i have skill and u have problems



Can i get directions to you heart, I'm kinda lost in ur eyes.



If YoU cAn'T tAkE tHe PaIn, DoN't PlAy ThE gAmE



*WaRniNg** fLiRtiN WiT Me MaY LeAd 2ExTrEmE iNFaTuAtiOn & iN SoMe CaSeS
UnBeLiEvEaBLe pLeAsUrE*



*~* I OnLy LOVE U On tHe dAyS ThAt eNd wItH Y*~*!!



Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!



Hey guess what? I got a headache from YOU!



And there you are..holding her hand..and I'm lost..trying to understand...



If u have somtin to say it to my face, not behind my back!!



I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday.



IF I HAD THE LETTERS "HRT" i could add "eA" to get "HEART" or "U" to get "hurt"
But I rather use "U"to get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U"



I'm sure you've heard that behind every great guy there's a great girl...Well
have u heard that behind every great girl is a guy starring at her behind*



A fly cant bird......but a bird can fly....think about it!



For every minute you spend angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.



i'M in love with the one i cant have and i may have the one i cant love.......




I DONT NEED TO POINT OUT MY BEST QUALITIES...THEY STICK OUT ON THEIR OWN!



WHaTZ ur NAme???..Or Don'T ÅNGEls have namES??



Gals r like pictures, they r interesting to look at, then they get boring!



you'll never see the stars if you are always looking down



My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.



Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson



A dream is a wish made when you are fast asleep



i'M nOt SmiLiN At u ! i'M TrYiN nOt 2 LauGh!



Just because two li*s have met, it doesn't mean two hearts have joined



If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players who cheat?



aLee = 0 % DEVIL and 100 % ANGEL (angel of death)



i am running short of places to hide the dead bodies



normal people worry me



in some cultures , what i do is considered normal !



I dont lie my mouth does it 4 me



If You Blame Others For Your Failures, Do U Credit Them For Your Achievements?¿?



Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory



HOW MANY BOWLS OF COURAGE DID U EAT THIS MORNING?



when i look at you, my heart skips a beat!



When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure that the other person isn't doing
the same thing!



* A GoOd gUrL Is hArD tO FiNd ** A bAd gUrL iS hArd To ReSiSt*



*i MaY B BaD BuT iM pErFeCtLy GooD aT iT



sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.



3 ThiNGS In LiFe Sh0uLd NeVeR Be BroKen... ToyZ, PrOmiSes, and HeArTs.



its not easy being me..but it sure is funny watching people try



*Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel.Does that make
me a nut?*



I thought that U+ME=Never, but it turned out that it meant 4ever



~Rosez r red Violetz r blue Sugar iz sweet but revenge iz 2~



Do you come with a instruction manual cuz ur confussin me!



..::It Takes Both Rain And Sunshine To Make A Rainbow::..



Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.



Does the noise inside my head bother you?



You! off my planet



i love you & you & you ....



Life is like the number 8, it goes on and on and has its turns.



They say a picture is worth a thousond words,but when i looked at yours, i
couldn't say anything! :( why is dat so ?



If u didn't have feet would u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra???



shE lUVs Me , sHe LUvS mE nOt ; If sHe DoEsNt sHe JuSt BrOkE mY hEaRt!!!!!!!



Sometimes you lose, but you're gonna win if you just hang in



Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself.



*Today I Love U More Than Yesterday,but Not as much as Tomorrow*



You do not love someone under the condition that this person would love you back



*~Don't ask God for a easy life,ask him to make you a strong person~*



I'm not crazy!!... Im a paki!!



~!~*~*~!!ThE sCaRiEsT ThiNg iN yOu LiFe iS To WaKe Up WheN Ur oLd N ReaLiZe YoU
NeVeR ReaLLy LiVeD~!~*~*~!~



~* dOn'T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThAt YoUr BrAiNs FaLl OuT~*



tormented by my sixth sense?



I may not always be rite but im NEVER wrong!



Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.



a broken heart continues to beat..



I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on



gals are like a piece of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new
one*~*



°i Do BeLeiVe DaT GoD aBoVe° °CrEaTeD Me FoR Ya To LuV° °He PiKeD Ya OuT MoNg Da
ReSt° °CuZ He KnOs iD LuV Ya Da BeSt°



I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW



I Dont need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own



****I'm not werid! I'm gifted****



You just lost the chance you never had!



~*~Luv Means Never Having 2 Say Ur Sorry~*~



keep the pictures they neva change only the people in them do



You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good boy, RIGHT ! ?¿?



A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things.



When in LOVE: be fair and honest, even when it hurts.



To Say That You Can Love One Person All Your Life, Is Like Saying That One
Candle Will Continue To Burn For As Long As You Live



Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why we
call it the present!



*Once Upon a Time*Something Happened To me*It was the Sweetest Thing*That ever
could be*It was a Fantasy*A dream Come True*It was the Day i Met You*



* They say kissing is the language of luv, care to indulge in a lil
conversation?



* umm i wud luv a gal whose like a butterfly, pretty to see hard to catch



If ur naughty go 2 ur room..If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine



DONT WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE



IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and
prove it



A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!



There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.



I just thought of something funny...your mother



Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you
with experience!



8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you



*~*I had a dream that i cant loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!!



*May your life be toilet paper . . . long and useful



(%)if being genius is a felony, arrest me, im totally guilty!(%)



u were my favorite mistake =)



Love is like sand, if ya hold on to it too tight.. It might slip away~!



Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?



Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream
bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.



the sparkle in ur eye is makin da stars jealous



To da world u may be one person, to one person u may be da world



* i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with u?*



* Can i hav a picture of you so i can show santa what i want for christmas*



* if u luv some1 put their name in a circle cos hearts break, but circles go on
4eva*



* I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*



* If u break my heart i'll break ur jaw*



Haev I evar mentioned that u mean da world to me?



I can't recall,may b u knew,but did I say,"I love you?"



mY Heart Iz Made f0r Breakin Again N Again



LuV Iz NeVer SiLent...



Somëthïngs Nëvër Changë Lïkë My Fëëlïngs For u



be yourself... and everything will be fine



DTA--DoNt TrUst AnYoNe



Gals are like starz, there r so many of them but i bet one can make my wish come
true



Follow your own heart, Not others



ScReW dA ruLz PLaY Da GaMe...



True Luv doesn't hv a happy ending,dat's Bcoz true love doesn't hv an ending..



Don't §tr觧 Mê,U Càn't mprꧧ Më



Gravitation can not be held resposible for people falling in love



1 night the moon said 2 me " if she makes u cry, why dun u leave her?" i looked
@ the moon n said "moon, would u leave ur sky ?"



People don't change things, things change people.



Love is like war.... easy to start hard to end



To be the man you've got to beat the man



I'm not here to listen just to criticize.



~*~I'd like to help u out. Which way did u come in?~*~



Either face the music or turn off the radio



i dont know what your problem is but i bet its hard to pronounce



u seem like a sweet person... mind if i lick you to find out



Play hard or go home



~If time heals all wounds, then why don't they make clock bandaids?~



It is better 2 b ki$$ed by a fool,than 2 b fooled by a ki$$



Angel or Devil?? U Decide!



Im the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from



Sometimes there is no time outs,no second chances,somtimes its now or never



God Gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth so we could listen twice as much as we talk



Don't spit into the wind ... Trust me on this one!



do u have a map ? i keep on gettin lost in ure eyes!



Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow



~I AM SO DANGEROUS I SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING LABEL~



u remind me of a lollipop b/c u play like a sucker



<3~*Love...it's unexplainable...*~<3



*~* I wasn't kissing her again...I just was gettin my gum back *~*.



---, I love you so mu-......Wow! a bird!



I'm A Guy. Your a Girl. Need anymore Clues?:.



Working hard for something you want is better than sitting on your ass and
wishing for it



It Finally Happened,That special someone I love,loves me too!



Smoking can really kill a person......aLi should try it someday!!!



The ones closet to you are the ones that hurt you the most.



I would tell you the truth but it would make you cry



If you can't say something funny about someone, don't say anything at all.



I don't know what makes her so dumb,but it really works.



Before love my heart was a black hole.After love, I didnt have a heart.Im not
sure which is better



¶!§umbody cÁre§ ¥ou àre âlïve ßÜt it§ §ure ¡sn`t me!¶



A sharp tongue can slit its own throat.



With you....it'z all about speed...no technique !!!



Pobodies Nerfect.



Do not go where the path may lead.Instead go where there is no path and leave a
trail.



*I do it because I can**I can because I want to**I want to because you said I
couldn't*



*I swear I wasn't talking to her, we were flirting.*



I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!



Too Many Star In The Skies * Too Many Tears that have Left My Eyes * Too many
Boys out in the Blue * But they are Nothing compared to You



this day was a total waste of my scent



dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing



*~If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day...I'd be holding the
galaxy in my hands~*



*tonite, i'll ask the stars above, how will i ever win u'r love, what do i do,
what do i say, to turn your angel eyes my way?*



you don't fail if you fall, you fail if you don't try to get up.



Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart
where only i wanna be



Success comes before work... only in the dictionary



I loved you once ; I love you still ; I always have i always will



Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?



Your village just called, their missing their idiot!



Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness



.if some day u feel like crying ... call me ... i dont promise to make u happy
... but i will cry wid u ..

-=[Armed & Dangerous]=-



MySpaceBarIsBroken!!



Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.



Save water, Drink beer.



War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.



Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?



-={Rule Breaker}=-



[Large and in charge]



Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?



Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.



He who laughs last thinks slowest.



There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really
long pointless nicknames.



Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.



I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!



I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!



I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!



Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.



I love cats...they taste just like chicken



Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.



[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you
:]



Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.



-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-



[I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]



Dont steal, the government hates competition!



[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.



Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.



Always tell the truth, even when you lie



Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.



Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.



I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen



The higher you are, the farther you fall



Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!



Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.



I fear no man, I've got a gun.

I won her fair and square ~~ she is mine and i
dont share



Most of the time your mouth isn't the thing speaking, its your heart.



If at first u don't succed.. u have a failure problem



2 busy 2 talk 2 u...



Funny, i had a simular conversation with my wall this morning...



Can I borrow your inhaler....She just took my breath away!!



~*If you want control get a remote*~



It's Easier To Figure Out A Rubiks Cube, Than A Girl



What would you do if I was a tomato?



Just call me butter.. cuz I’m on a roll



God made me small so i could fit perfectly in ur arms



*-* Big Brown Eyes Can Hypnotize *-*



You were born an original--- don't die a copy



(name) is 4 quarters short of a dollar



*Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.*



I'm sorry did my back hurt your knife?¿?



Behind the laughter it actually means something



*^*A candle looses nothing by lighting another candle*^*



To be or not to be, what a simple question!



Friends are forever... and we seem to forget that.



~Danger is sweeter the any Candy~



¤_My Train Of Thought Keeps Crashing!_¤



I'M not bossy......I just have better ideas...



~ (name) is as cool as the gum on the bottom of my shoe~



I lay awake at night and think to myself....man your
cute,hot,smart,fun,angelic,naughty & drop dead gorgeous

.....man I've gotta take that mirror off my ceiling!!!



You Said You Loved Me.. What Happened??



First I Heard Voices ... Now I See Faces



Oops, i din't mean to hit you...but i'm glad I did



Never sell for money what you can't buy back with money.



*Wanted By Many**Taken By None**Lookin At Some**Waitin For One*



*Not All Scars Show**Not All Wounds Heal**Sometimes You Can't Always See**The
Pain Someone Feels*



Wanting and having are 2 totally different things

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Added Nicks-------------------------------

itz only funny until someone getz hurt...then itz
hillerous



Gals are like video games, I never get tired of playin them



I think, therefore I'm single



Gals are like CD's - they just keep getting played over and over and over!



SMART girls are more interested in having FUN than trying to look perfect



We are the people your parents warned you about!



when you judge others you dont define them you define yourself....



friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly gals



I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on



Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!



Make bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a
bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.



Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a
handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.



Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes'
eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.



An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive
vibrator.



Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always circle the
stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing
machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.



Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a
bowl of iron fillings.



Car drivers. Pretend you have a mobile phone by holding the TV or video remote
control to your ear and mounting the curb occassionally.



I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate
plants.



Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.



God made butter, God made cheese, God made you for me to please!



why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u
might as well look like one too



there's east to west .. and north to south .. but my favourite direction is
mouth to mouth



im tired of trying, im tired of lying, i know ive been smiling but inside im
dying



patient: doctor doctor i cant feel my legs! doctor: of course you can't, i've
cut off you arms!



Friends are Like Condoms.... They protect you when things get hard ;)



(L)§omeone §omwhere dream§ of your §mile, and find§ in your pre§ence that life i§
worthwhile(L)



({)HUGS(}) NOT (B)DRUGS(B)



hAS aNYONE sEEN mY cAPSLOCK kEY?



finally 18 and legally able to do everything i've been doing since 13!



internet porn... the art of one handed typing!



You're such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only
one life jacket left... i'd miss you heaps and think of you often!



two words girls hate.. "don't" and "stop"... unless you put them together



FOR SALE: one parachute. used once. never opened. small stain



My Galfriend Kisses muCh BeTTeR then YourS



I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.



I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,

But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry



If you hate me why do you always make me the center of your world?



Women Drivers - No Survivors - If You Don't Like The Way They Drive Get Off The
Sidewalk!



Beauty is skin deep, but attitude is to the bone



Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The King



I look at her as a friend, then i realized i loved her



I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~



To Say That You Can Love One Person All Your Life, Is Like Saying That One
Candle Will Continue To Burn For As Long As You Live



The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water



~what a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~



**I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HER AGAIN!!!**

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